Enter the film adaptation. I know, I'm supporting the films and not the books, and therefore destroying western literature as we know it. I won't plead ignorance to such elitist ideals, I can't just bury that B.A. in English I worked so hard for. I know what I'm doing is wrong and discreditable. And yet here I go, living my life.
Just tell me it doesn't end with some heavy-handed martyrdom or anything.