Swiftly flowing appetizers yields swiftly flowing bowels.
Have a rangoon.
Have a beef dish. Don't worry, there's several.
Go with your gut.
Have some soup.
Wantons? Egg Drop? How about both?
Have jello cubes and soft serve treats.
It's okay! It's the buffet! Be a fatty for a day!
But don't eat the bread. That's how they get you.