Monday, April 20, 2009

Rejected Station IDs for Jack FM

NOTE: must be read with the gravelly, forced-yet-complacent-sounding voice that the station uses.

Actual station ID: 

"You're listening to 93.1 Jack FM: playing what we want."

Rejected station IDs:

"Jack FM:  You hate us, and that's how we get off.  Now talk dirty a little."

"Jack FM:  Robots don't give a fuck."

"You're listening to Jack FM:  Pretending not to care to hide our crippling insecurity.  Pleace accept us."

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